Sunday, 26 June 2011

Fish and chips

This delightful dinner goes round your neck and you can paint your face with the pattern from the plate. For the complete party outfit, you may wish to drape a tablecloth about your body, and wield the knife and fork with gusto.

Do not lock yourself out of the house whilst wearing this, I can say from experience that it is inconvenient.

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